"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
Press B to crouch.
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.
lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice
harassment is harassment; i don’t care if you look like david beckham… if you’re making me uncomfortable, you’re making me uncomfortable
Pixar’s 22 rules to phenomenal storytelling (click in the pictures to zoom)