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dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

How anxiety works:
Person: you're loud
Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
Person: you're quiet
Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.
benigoat:


Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

msh30:

qoax:

communismkills:

As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

harassment is harassment; i don’t care if you look like david beckham… if you’re making me uncomfortable, you’re making me uncomfortable 

Pixar’s 22 rules to phenomenal storytelling (click in the pictures to zoom)

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.